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Help name the very first Guard Cow for Webroot


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Edit: the contest is now closed and we have a winner: Webster, suggested by @
 
Our monthly Guard Dogs of Webroot feature is branching out into the rest of the animal kingdom.  This month instead of a dog, we have a Guard Cow - newly born and ready to be named.  That's where you come in - help us name the new guard calf and win some swag!  Post your name suggestions below and @ and her kids will select the winning name from among your entries.  Here's the whole story, in her words:
 
Spring is here and there are lots of animals to be born on the farm.   The first to arrive is our very own WatchCOW calf.
 


 
Born April 17th, this little guy was born to be wild.
 
Currently in training for “Bull status” his days are busy.   He begins with a pit stop to mom and gets a belly full. Than he is off…
 


 
With the mother he has, he shouldn’t have a problem reaching bull status.  Don’t bother getting close to this little WachCOW because the mother will quickly stop and snort right at you to the point you want to run.  – Look at that big girl.  Do you see what I mean?
 


 
So how am I doing? Look at this bull pose?  Are you scared? 
 


 
That is enough for now.  Time for a nap.
 


 
Wait…. There is just one thing we need our readers help with.   Little WatchCOW needs a name.  Give this baby bull calf a name these crazy farm kids (owner of baby calf) will be the judge. 
 
We will pick a name on May 15th and the lucky winner will get a Weber Farms t-shirt and a John Deere thermal mug.  
 


 
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Best answer by nic 14 May 2015, 17:51

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I think an important emissary doing such an important job representing something so important needs a noteworthy name.  I propose: Sir Loin of the Kingdom of Defendusall.
 
Not only will Sir Loin look rather 'bullish' in his newly appointed position, but he will be a valiant symbol of standing stalwart in the face of digital danger!
I live in Hawaii and I pick the name to be "The Big Kahuna"
Bewtoor
I see what you did there.
Rootbeer
 
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Holy Cow now that is original. LOL
 
Daniel 😛
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CoCo or Crosby!! :D
I think he will grow to be a real brute . . . Therefore, name him "Broot", using the last 5 letters of Webroot.
The calf looks like the color of the homemade candy we use to make as kid - Molasses Taffy.  I think Taffy would ve a wonderful name for the  "Gaurd Cow" even though he should properly be referred to as a "Guard BullI".
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My husband and I used to raise cattle, so I know a winner when I see one. I dub this guy. "First Prize."
GUARDO
or reading to my granddaughter, I also like: WHAM I AM
or the slightly subtler: WHAMO
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Stu
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Bringing Justice to the Plains of the Cyber: 
Vigilante
I grew up on a farm we had a bull that looked like him his  name was Ferdinand i think that would be a perfect name for him
I think Brootus would be a good choice. 
Rusty
Several People have said things like this:
 
akim said broot
 
martiniqueen said web-rute
 
gingertucker said broot also
rihall61 said something similar
 
I am saying "Brute"
WebToro
I has to be "Bad to the bone T bone".
Just call him Doug
Bos should be the name of the Bull.
My entry for the the first Guard Cow would be the brow bomber!

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